Someone to fix my watches for free/barter😁

Hello, its Paul Hatz here, I live in the T.O. DOWNTOWN AREA😀 I looking to have someone fix my watches for free, the catch is that once they are fixed, when you sell them, you can take 60% of the profit😃 You must live in the province of ON, & travel to my neck of the woods, since I have health issues😁 ALSO, YOU MUST BE A LICENCED TECHICIAN TO FIX MY WATCHES😇 SERIOUS INQUIRIES, & ONLY FOR FIXING MY WATCHES, NOTHING ELSE😆 Please call/text me anytime up until 12AM EASTERN TIME @ 😂🤣😅