writer wanted

I want a news writer, college or professional, to complete my book exposure. If you are interested in this opportunity, please answer this help wanted ad. The benefits are great. Minimum pay is free room and board at my home in Downey CA. Great place. the free room is listed on Craigslist under FREE. I am offering 50% of all monetary book rights to anyone who will work with me on getting the book out. 50 percent to me and 50 percent to my partner. The book is complete. You need to move it.